by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
Get the crank the cradlemug. To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
Get the cranking the horsemug. to sleep
Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...
by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024
Get the cranking itmug. by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022
Get the glizzy crankmug. A DMV term that pertains to the listening and enjoyment of music, usually thought of to be good music.
by Cranking October 21, 2020
Get the Crankmug. The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
Get the Crankingmug. It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
Get the Doodleberg crank and spankmug.