lunch time soccer

Lunchtime - the time we do it
Soccer - what we do

Lunchtimesoccer - the best thing ever

Can't wait for Lunch Time Soccer can u?

by peterwooo January 11, 2008

JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt

Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain

by Oof699669 November 19, 2018

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

kiss a soccer boy day

october 25 is officially kiss a soccer boy day, so girls get ready to kiss a cutie!

Ashley: I’m so ready for kiss a soccer boy day! He’s so cute:)

by ineedabflmao1 October 23, 2019

Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

by living proof December 12, 2003