Crabby patty

A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.

It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.

by Patty parker April 19, 2021

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Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

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braddy patty

Braddy patty is a fortnite baller who cranks 90s and snorts gfuel. He is absolutely goated on the sauce and is packing a massive dumpy.

ZAMN! Hey look, It's braddy patty!

by nut man 5000 March 14, 2022

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patti mae smith

patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.

“wow is that patti mae smith?”
“yeah she smokin hot!”

by lilsmucker March 18, 2022

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beef patty fatty latty

It is when a dog with a bbl eats a krabby patty then proceeds to shit in your mouth with no hesitation or warning whatsoever

Guy 1: hey did you walk your dog today?
Guy 2: yeah I ran out of disposable bags so I just let him drop a mean beef patty fatty latty in my mouth
Guy 1: damn bro that’s litty…….I’m moist

by Mr.YoUnGdAGgErDiCkAsHaRdAsBrik March 29, 2022

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