The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
by ellenweasley October 10, 2018
If someone has any of the following, they're a Max Barbour;
- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
by A victim of a Max Barbour November 03, 2022
Max Dehen is of the Dehen Corporation often associated with biting ears for positive reinforcement. Other associates of the Dehen clan are symbolized with the numeric sequence of 2:08. XD
by GeneralMaximus November 04, 2020
by the autopsy gremlin March 22, 2011
by Welldoingeverywhere April 23, 2022
The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.
2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.
2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
by Jye the sex addict March 16, 2022