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Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 9, 2018
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Max Shack

A nickname for a maximum security prison.
I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.
by the autopsy gremlin April 7, 2011
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max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration
Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
by Cunttfup October 30, 2017
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max tong

why you so max tong
by Alex the smart guy May 17, 2021
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Max Barbour

If someone has any of the following, they're a Max Barbour;

- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back

- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)

- Don't open up despite their clear issues

- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE

- The type to rarely message you unless they want something

- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you

- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event

- Never say thank you

- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do

- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything

- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime

- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about

Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
Oh look here comes a Max Barbour! Better kiss their ass so they can treat me like shit!
by A victim of a Max Barbour November 3, 2022
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max caulfield

a hot character from life is strange who is caring and kind and the perfect girlfriend
"yeah i think clara is my max caulfield
by Jye the sex addict March 15, 2022
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Max Butler

The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.
Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018
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