Tom Lane

A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.

Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )

Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me

by Ben102047372 April 8, 2020

Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.

Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"

by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019

Dalton Lane

Big dick

Damn, Dalton Lane’s got a big dick

by BigDickBeast11 May 22, 2019

Lane

Probably one of the most annoying kids you'll ever know. He WILL NOT HESITATE to kick your chair when you're sitting in front of him nor your feet if you're across from him. He has no conscience. He does not have any morals. He truly fears No Mortal Being.

Lane Kirk's ego is louder than when he plays his trumpet.

Ew, Laaaane

by madyissues November 20, 2019

Aiden Lane

He is very gay. only likes men. Very funny but yet dumb. looks like a pig.

Aiden lane is soooo cute! jk he is ugly AF

by joeeee Mammmmmaaaa October 30, 2019

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.

Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"

by Saturos60 September 2, 2023