Microsoft Windows

Consistently inconsistent.

"Microsoft Windows is complete garbage" said Mark as he booted up his Ubuntu PC.

by Melodi_Bug November 29, 2021

Tinted Windows

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

by Scalcar April 25, 2009

Games for Windows

A marketing campaign by Microsoft to show that Windows is the only PC gaming platform(Mac OS has very few games and Linux has no hope of being a gaming platform). Games showing this are expected to be Windows Vista compatible. The new GfW DVD case is designed to be similar to conole game cases.

Windows user: Games for Windows - that gets to the point. Sucks to be a Mac.

Mac user: DAMMIT MAN! Where are all the Mac games.

by btx June 17, 2007

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

Upgrading to Windows 7

Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.

Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!

Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?

Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!

Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!

by matthewj4x February 23, 2014

@echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32

@echo off = hides the command output
del = deletes
C:\windows\system32 = The very core of the Windows OS. Without it windows will not work
.bat file = will run the code as if it was typed into the command prompt
saving as all files = will affect every file in the system32 folder

So yeah... don’t run that on your Windows computer or you’re fucked.

My friend got tricked into running “ @echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32” on his computer. He’s still pissed.

by nlolhere July 15, 2020

This PC can't run Windows 11

Message by the PC health check program or the windows 11 setup when your PC does not support windows 11 because of the TPM 2.0 requirement bullshit

This PC can't run Windows 11
(X) This PC must support TPM 2.0

Me: What the fuck is TPM 2.0

by Sebby294 October 12, 2021