slack vagina

a loose or un-elasticated vaginal opening that whistles when the wind blows, see also Shawn's mom

That girl had such a slack vagina I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Flappy Vagina

Vaginal inner lips which hang a bit outside the vagina.

Let me tell you about flappy
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by Drunk P August 5, 2008

vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

by Eric1034 October 17, 2008

Vagina Day

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

by Bonhilda February 14, 2010

Big ole vagina!

A liar usually knows as Seth hoggard

Guy one:you know Seth?

Guy two: yeah he's a "big ole vagina!"

by Johnboyyyz May 2, 2011

sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

by chris musico March 26, 2008