bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?
by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019
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Tay: my girl was suckin my toes last night but she got carried away and she gave me a massive toe chomp.
Tay: my girl was suckin my toes last night but she got carried away and she gave me a massive toe chomp.
by BigSmoke456 August 25, 2019
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Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe
Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe
Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe
Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe
Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END
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Hey Regan, did you have sex with that hooker last night?
No Joseph, she totally blue toed me last night.
No Joseph, she totally blue toed me last night.
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Shelia said to go get some toilet paper for the house but I knew getting it was going to be a toe pusher thanks to all the hoarding fucks trumpets.
by DrunkenIrishMob March 15, 2020
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