Piece Tolerance

To have a high tolerance for a specific smoking apparatus.

Sorry, can't smoke joints for a while, I have acquired a piece tolerance for them.

Damn, I hate developing piece tolerances for nice glass pieces.

by Milton Smitherton June 2, 2015

Newark-toll

The fee you pay to homeless people when entering and leaving Newark, New Jersey.

Guy1- "Man I'm tired of paying my newark-toll."
Guy 2-"Why? Has it gotten bad lately?"
Guy1-"Yeah! It's almost $8 a day."

by BallsNWeiners33 November 7, 2015

selfie tolerance

In a Snapchat conversation, the quantifiable amount of selfies one can take before resorting to photographing whatever is directly in front of them.

"I always feel bad snapchatting Gabby, her selfie tolerance is like 80 but I start snapping my laptop or wall after like 3 snaps."

by Porkchomp February 10, 2017

Mikhail Tolmachev

Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Tolmachev!

"I wish I was like Mikhail Tolmachev!"

"Life would be perfect!"

by Hdhdhdhd0001 May 19, 2017

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018

TP toll-booth

A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.

My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".

by QuacksO May 25, 2019

Ronald Tolton

A large, muscular, brilliant, handsome, sight for sore eyes, angelic, god-like, lovely specimen whom is a protector of all that he cares about and will make sure the ones he’s close with is always safe and sound. Every individual that lays their eyes on this tasty immortal being will immediately fall deeply in love and will cherish him for the rest of their lives.

Hey Kyra, your father Ronald Tolton is such a magnificent personage, I would love to take him out for a nice steak dinner sometime and possibly even give him the world

by Master Tolton June 5, 2019