Giga-gooning

Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.

Man, I can't stream Happy Gilmore 2 because Rinthen is giga-gooning in his room!

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.

Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.

by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Flicker Gooning

The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole

"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"

"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"

by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024