I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 18, 2022

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Dishing Teeth

To speak the truth; to say something incisive (artistically, politically, poetically) with conviction and clarity, often utilizing disarming humor.

RE: dishing teeth:

This street performance artist is dishing more teeth than anything I heard coming from the pulpit in my ten years in progressive church.

by garbagewitch August 11, 2024

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parsley teeth

Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).

My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.

by @RealControlledBurn June 27, 2020

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socks on the teeth

When you drink too much tonic water and your teeth feel like they are wearing socks.

I feel like I have socks on the teeth

by Wilketeeth December 14, 2017

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No teeth beneath

This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.

Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"

by von groovy July 01, 2024

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