by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022
Get the Smurf Frecklesmug. Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.
Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
by smurfmaker February 8, 2014
Get the smurf plungemug. The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
Get the Dutch Smurfmug. A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019
Get the Smurf tracker/killermug. by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022
Get the Smurfedmug. by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
Get the papa smurf's hatmug. by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017
Get the mama smurfmug.