Six tits

An insult used to offend men who lack common sense

This derives from the satan in the shin megami tensei series

Person 1: your a fat bitch
Person 2: shut the fuck up six tits
Person 1: *dies from bubonic plague*

by wxllxxmx December 15, 2019

Speed tits

Women's Breasts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. Often seen on swimmers or dancers. So called for their aerodynamic efficiency.

Sarah weighs 98 pounds. She's got speed tits.

by Eyereamer November 23, 2016

battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011

Old tit

Alternative term for mother.

"I forgot to get my old tit a mothers day card"

by Borris Johnson January 12, 2009

tits on a whale

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.

1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)

by solflyvoy August 21, 2008

tits to the glass

A gender appropriate version of "balls to the wall" for women.

Sally, if you want a raise, you gotta go in there tits to the glass.

by tttg July 6, 2011

blowjob tits

Tits that are big enough so that a guy can tit-fuck a girl and still get his penis into her mouth at the same time.

Did you see the pair of blowjob tits on that girl?

by psedge February 27, 2008