Sir Thomas

When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.

I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.

by Butt Coat September 7, 2022

thomas leblanc

Sexiest man ever with the biggest sick in the world

Thomas leblanc is the coolest nigga ever

by Hannahrose111 May 2, 2018

Marshall Thomas

The number one wrestler in dade county. Will end every weak ass punk you steps up to him. You can never truly test his gangsta. Fo sho ma niggy.

That nigguh Marshall has got some fly ass moves on the mat.

by Belen Administration January 9, 2005

Thomas Wiley

The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.

Person 1:"OMG jessica Todd is such a Thomas Wiley"
Person 2" ong"

by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022

Thomas Lowe

An idiot who won't check urban dictionary

Me: Ugh Thomas Lowe is busy ;-;
Friend: Ok, wanna play roblox?

by RHTJKUHVUURTJYMHNNNJBUUUUUUUUU September 6, 2019

Thomas Rupp

Big monkey

uh oh thomas rupp made a stinky

by not thomas rupp October 8, 2019

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016