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thomas martine

A stupid dummy that is fat and can't do a backflip. Also a very stupid retarded dummy
by soidspociajoicjpoeidj October 18, 2019
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Thomas Perry

No matter how much time he has to do homework he still can't get it done. You might think he is playing games during that time however he is still doing homework. He is a lost cause. He is a sweat at academic things however the results don't come through. He might end up as the manager of your local drug store.
Thomas Perry hasn't finished his homework, even though he has spent 5 hours on it. (it was a 15 minute project)
by ZackaryUS November 11, 2020
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Thomas Parr

A time traveling Man... Who is reported to be the oldest living man ever, and that was in the 1400's. He has been reported to have been sighted at the present time in North America, Asia, Europe and Africa. Current whereabouts: Unknown
by Chancedragon March 8, 2009
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Mr. Thomas

by Mrs. Thomas December 11, 2019
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Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.
*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!
by SSovietPingu March 7, 2019
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Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"
Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018
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Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....
by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020
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