spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Spank bank

It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.

Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion

by Spank master 2 February 1, 2021

Spank Bank

Someone or something a person is turned on by or wants to bang.

Horny fuck: "Wassap baby, you be lookin' like my future spank bank"

by DankDaddyz October 28, 2017

Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen

I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!

by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022

wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass

The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.

by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020

Spank The Monkey

To stroke a black mandingo

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "

by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016