Heavy Butter

Semen. Cum. Reproductive fluid.

Yo, I was with this bitch last night... oooooooooooooh SHIT! Heavy butter, baby! All night long.

by The Uncle Doctor September 18, 2017

heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends

That’s one heavy hooker

by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017

heavy

uk slang for 'thats rough' or 'too bad'

jim broke his leg

Bob: "oof heavy one that"

jim gwts freindzoned by his crush

Bob: thats heavy

by jeff :/ June 13, 2021

Heavy Salad

When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".

That girl has some heavy salad.

I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.

by WordWomble March 24, 2024

heavy gdear

it means summut proper mad or cool or wicked mush

yo cameron geldard when you shagged them sheep that was a heavy gdear

by mendy the nonce September 12, 2021

The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018