Does a brown bear shit in the woods? 

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

Does a brown bear shit in the woods? by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

Shit in the crisper by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

Pass that shit to the right 

The phrase to be used by those classy cannabis smokers who know that the only 'right way' to pass a piece is the right way.

Any smoking device being used in a smoking rotation should be passed to the right. Exceptions are allowable, but only when its not a particularly epic rotation. Any rotation with importance (ie. on 4/20, multi-blunt, at a crackin party, or anytime after 3am) should always use a 'to the right rotation'

But when the crew circles to smoke that good, there's one thing you better know- Playa I pass that shit to the right, yeah I pass that shit to the right, time gettin slow, bag gettin low but I pass that shit to the right.

Pass that shit to the right by CHS 2010 September 1, 2010

shit in the fridge 

A phrase used to describe a siuation where you'd rather do something else than that expected..

For example:

Hitchhike: "Hey Phillip, can you take me home?"

Phillip: Shit in the fridge mate

shit in the fridge by Tzas July 22, 2017

picking shit with the chickens 

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.

"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

picking shit with the chickens by barber of seville December 15, 2012

Shit in the Sandbox

When someone says or does something to put you down or make you feel uninspired.

"The boss told us we have less than a day to get our acts together or we're all fired. He really shit in the sandbox."

Shit in the Sandbox by Jordano Miles June 9, 2007

Go shit in the ocean

An alternative way to say "go fuck yourself"; an Australian saying which asks you to do an unpleasant act in the most burdensome way.

Kyle: Hey Soph, do you wanna go for a cheeky Macca's run?
Sophie: Nah, go shit in the ocean Kyle

Go shit in the ocean by Keen Kyle March 18, 2017