rob

very confident man has a big head and has a long shlong himself and loves fortnite

look at rob , such a character

by j2gokrazxy January 29, 2021

Rob

to steal something necessary for survival but when no longer necessary for survival return it.

she could steal but she could not rob (beatles song line)

by 69stamas November 17, 2017

Rob

Rob is the smelliest and most disgusting rabies infested raccoon , who likes to bully all the poor ferret family , robs are always mean because they have rabies and have no emotions because they have no heart. Robs are fully of garbage because thats what that twat eats on a daily .

eww its Rob he the one with rabies !!!

by ferrets4life101 May 10, 2019

Robbed

Watching porn on an IPad while wanking.

I Robbed one out.

by JonSmithSubs May 10, 2024

Rob

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.

It can also be a handicapped cockroach.

Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)

Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.

I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.

Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob

by Therealrob November 22, 2021

Rob

A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman

1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense

by Richard37 January 30, 2017

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020