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Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.
"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."
by Sundance December 4, 2015
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redneck dildo

she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field
by dert butter March 4, 2018
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Redneck Waterfall

A mullet. The "business up front, party in the rear" looks like a waterfall cascading down the poor hillbilly's neck and shoulders
1: Dude, did you see the mullet on that guy?
2: Yeah, that thing was a redneck waterfall.
by FoulMonkey September 16, 2013
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redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.
*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"
by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019
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Redneck Central

Sparkman, Arkansas that is full of crackheads
Damn, they really are from Redneck Central
by Bugg020 February 18, 2019
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Redneck Stickfight

When two southern fellas go into an abandoned field, strip completely naked, and play swords with their genitalia in the back of their Chevy while listening to Luke Bryan.
Larry and Dale had a Redneck Stickfight out behind the barn before headed to the rodeo last night.
by TheRealVincent December 24, 2018
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Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.
Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!
by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020
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