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a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)
person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
by alicethebitch July 17, 2022
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Mars

Mars is a gender neutral name with Greek Origin that means The God Of War.

Expect this person to be either really chaotic or messed up mentally.

Mars is also known as the red planet who is slightly bigger than half the size of Earth, so there's a chance this person likes space.
Friend: Oh, hey Mars! How are you?
Mars: I don't like you.
by uswally November 20, 2021
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Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.
Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.
by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
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Mars Rover

Farting into the vagina of an unexpecting wide open legged slut.

Eg. you are sending that rover into mars .. unexpected uncharted territory . They are crazy and you'll never know what to expect so send that rover out boys..
Had this chick over the other night laying down with legs wide open naked , she was looking at something in depth on my nightstand I backed up and pressed my asshole to her Pussy and sent the Mars rover out.
by Milarpilowski July 13, 2019
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Mars

Mars is a very hot person.
“Woah have you seen mars!” “What the planet?” “No the hot guy named mars!”
by Cumverse June 3, 2021
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Mars

Mars is a persone that’s funny and cool and will always you laugh there always super pretty and there loved. <33
Mars your so HOT and i have a crush on you
by L1lm September 22, 2021
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Mars

“mars was hostile toward humans” but the god man mars came bearing humans gifts of war
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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