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Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.
I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.
by BillyBoozeBag88 May 25, 2018
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Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months
Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg
by Greggie85 July 22, 2021
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Gregging my Doucette

A slang term for ‘jerking my c0ck’.
I got caught Gregging my Doucette in the locker room, than coach made me buy his cookbook.
by bigalo22 March 1, 2025
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Greg

A sexy man who was apart of the diary of a wimpy kid book. He is a gigachad and a sexy man who can pull the whole universe including God, He is such a beast that he can punch the wall and break it with ease. There is a national Greg day named after him and is celebrated every 2 weeks
Greg: Hi
Literally the whole universe: Immediately jumps on greg and tries F'ing
by thrat the greg September 13, 2022
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Greg Hefflies

Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works
by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 18, 2023
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Greg

a stays who believe that they are Greg, in short they are clowns.
"DO YOU KNOW GREG?"

YES THATS ALL ALL STAYS

CORRECT.
by clownstays_ October 15, 2020
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Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021
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