punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

Dolphin Team

A discord server with truly the most intelligent members

Landon : yes I will make Dolphin Team
Josh : *joins*

by UltramanFan January 4, 2021

Dolphin

Someone who is fucked in the head

Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web

by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019

Dolphin

A hairless or semi-hairless man that is in good shape.

Roger is a bear, Jason is an otter, and Billy is a dolphin.

by Vex95 January 2, 2021

boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.

Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.

by l2paegun September 28, 2019

Dolphin

When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.

by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024