hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Deez nuts

Perfect description of ur testicals

Suck on deez nuts

I love deez nuts

by The new nuts July 31, 2022

Deez

Deez is a word that’s can be used to describe a pair or multiple of people or something

For example Deez Nuts

by 1Bri1Br1 August 2, 2022

Deez

Literally means "these" but can substitute inside of other words for a somewhat funny reaction, does not have any sort of sexual or insulative connotations and is literally just "these"

"Look at Deez chickens"

"oh, my friend Deezlan has deez"

by Deezlan August 2, 2022

Deez Nutz Syndrome

You constantly keep typing in Deez Nutz jokes to the point where you need to go to therapy.

Person 1: Hey I think I have Deez Nutz Syndrome.
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I keep typing Deez Nutz jokes.
Person 2: What the fuck

by qazplmwsxoknbjicdetgbygc August 5, 2022

deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022