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Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...
Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
mugGet the Sitting Duckmug.

Sit on your finger

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.
by Tacos69. July 30, 2016
mugGet the Sit on your fingermug.

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.
by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024
mugGet the Bench Sittingmug.

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.
Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH
by SparksJoy January 1, 2022
mugGet the Pizza Sittingmug.

Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.
That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy
by rayz1459 June 29, 2022
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
mugGet the sit on toilet paper and swing my feetmug.

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day
exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022
mugGet the National sit on lap daymug.

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