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Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
by avadabest1 November 26, 2021
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Crystal

Crystal is one of the prettiest girls. She has a great personality and always makes you laugh. She is so sweet and kind-no matter what, she will put a smile on your face. She is so smart(street, not book) and kind. Everyone loves her. She is not afraid to stand up to what she thinks is wrong. She is independent but is not afraid to have a little fun with her best friends. She is open and one of the best people. She is not afraid to beat someones ass if necessary. She herself is a bad-ass. She is the bestest friend to have. PERIODT
Person: Hey, Crystal right?
Crystal: Yeah, how did you know?
Person: Everyone knows you. You are the best.
by ( ¬_¬) November 3, 2023
mugGet the Crystalmug.

crystal phobic

A person who hates crystal girls/boys/people
Me: I hate crystal girls so much
John: The means your crystal phobic
by JustLxquid September 22, 2021
mugGet the crystal phobicmug.

Arabian crystals

Dried cum on someone's face and or hair from wearing Arabian goggles. Usually discovered the next morning.
After a long night of wearing my husband's Arabian Googles, I had to comb the Arabian crystals out of my hair the next morning.
by Barefoot&boots August 25, 2016
mugGet the Arabian crystalsmug.

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
mugGet the willy crystalmug.

crystal hefner

by crystalheffans January 11, 2014
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crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
mugGet the crystal mythmug.

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