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go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.
What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two
by Jaymac10 October 8, 2011
mugGet the go for twomug.

[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.
Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.
by The Russianbear2120 October 17, 2008
mugGet the [Two-Checker]mug.

two ladies

a pair of queens
lesbians
bitches
four tits
nick turns up his cards showing his pair of queens and says "do these two ladies look scared?"
by nick_pepper October 9, 2004
mugGet the two ladiesmug.

Zero Two

Zero Two is the final boss of Kirby 64, also known as Kirby and The Crystal Shards. Zero Two can only be encountered once the player as gathered all of the crystal shards and have defeated Miracle Matter. Zero Two's design is best compared to the species of angel known as a Throne, or Ophanim, in the Christian Religion. This comparison is best made through the central eye, his wings, and the revolving rings in the background of the fight.
Person 1: I finally beat Zero Two this weekend!

Person 2: Really? I'm still trying to find the last few crystal shards on Shiver Star!
by FrostCyclone August 21, 2022
mugGet the Zero Twomug.

Stage Two

"Okay bitch, it's stage two."
by v6y7 y September 5, 2015
mugGet the Stage Twomug.

Two beavers

Two beavers are better than one, it’s twice the fun, ask anyone
by CryptoCyber May 10, 2021
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
mugGet the Two chancesmug.

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