Lit tit

When the tits are so hot that they are literally on fire

Yo I heard javarious saw sharkeishas lit tit and he fainted

by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017

Rockstar Tits

Man-boobs resulting from lack of exercise and overeating. It is important to note that the man flaunts his RSTs (Rockstar Tits) with no shame.

"Damn yo, that dude was shaking his rockstar tits in the club... I though he was a broad for a minute until I looked at his face."

"Did you see that rich dude rocking his RSTs at the beach. Somehow I'm jealous of that RST swag."

by The CK1 October 21, 2013

battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011

Old tit

Alternative term for mother.

"I forgot to get my old tit a mothers day card"

by Borris Johnson January 12, 2009

tits on a whale

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.

1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)

by solflyvoy August 21, 2008

tits to the glass

A gender appropriate version of "balls to the wall" for women.

Sally, if you want a raise, you gotta go in there tits to the glass.

by tttg July 6, 2011

blowjob tits

Tits that are big enough so that a guy can tit-fuck a girl and still get his penis into her mouth at the same time.

Did you see the pair of blowjob tits on that girl?

by psedge February 27, 2008