Techest

The highest tech version of anything.

This Japanese toilet is the techest toilet I've ever used.

by Macdeal June 2, 2016

tech guilt

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.

Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.

by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016

tech swavy

Tech person who is awesome at what they do.

You are tech swavy.

by Jaymoney2017 August 3, 2017

tech crew tyler

The only member and captain of Varsity Tech Crew. Alec wishes he could join, but he has no chance after ruining the live stream audio three times after the band concert.

Person 1: Hey, are you are varsity tech crew?
Person 2: No. Only TECH CREW TYLER is on varsity tech crew.
Person 1: I wish I could be TECH CREW TYLER.
Person 2: Yeah, He must get all the girls!

by the fife life man April 22, 2018

tachyglossus ugandius

The scientific name of Uganda knuckles.

Uganda knuckles real name is the Tachyglossus ugandius.

by Sergio knows da wey 9000000000 January 28, 2018

Tech Hygiene

Healthy habits and practices with digital technology that can improve your productivity and mental health.

He kept his phone turned on next to his bed and struggled to practice tech hygiene, negatively impacting his sleep.

by nourishedninja May 26, 2018

tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.

Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!

by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018