Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.

Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.

by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025

Fanum Tax

A tax by watching Fanum videos

Have you paid your fanum tax?

by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024

Fanum tax

The process of 'taxing' your friends food, associated with the streamer, Fanum

He just Fanum taxed my sandwich!

by myguo June 4, 2024

Tax Back to Reality

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)

Get owned, Tax Back to Reality.

by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024

The Lemon Tax

Lemon needs that bird

I just bought a bird but he stole it call it the lemon tax!!!!

by Goonboy10126 December 13, 2023

Tax Colletor

A retarded dog who collects taxes for the crusader coons. He sits at the entrance of the old dead castle of coon cock castle.

Tax colletor

by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023

Fanum Tax

When someone wants a piece of some you have like food, drinks, or supplies

Guy 1 *eating his food*

Guy 2 "YO LEMME GET SOME OF THAT"

Guy 1 "No way bro just fanum taxed me"

by kooldudjp April 10, 2024