rent-a-thug

A rent-a-thug is a person who rents himself out in the name of thuggery, lethal or otherwise. In exchange for money, he will commit crimes for you. The amount of money required to successfully rent the thug will usually increase with the severity of the crime - i.e., it will cost more for him to kill your in-laws than to rob the corner store for food. As with almost any service, rates vary wildly and can also be negotiated. Rent-a-thugs can be employed on a single-assignment, multi-assignment, or permanent basis, depending on the circumstances and money paid. Rent-a-thugs provide a very convenient way to mount assaults on offending parties; provided the rent-a-thug is a professional and does not confess to the police, the crime is never traced back to you. The truly valuable rent-a-thugs are never caught, and the ones who are promptly take their own lives, usually by swallowing cyanide pills and the like. It is wise to be extremely careful of whom you employ.

if you are sworn enemies with someone, and someone else shows up to give you a good thrashing, you can be sure that someone is your enemy's rent-a-thug.

by The Wry Wordsmith July 23, 2006

Mondo Thug

The highest level of 'gangsta' one can attain. Most only dream of reaching this point and even fewer actually do. Also an underground association of killers that will eat your face. Real OG's

"You heard about Mondo Thugs?"
"Dude, you aren't supposed to talk about Mondo Thugs!"
Mondo Thugs will straight merk your ass over some stupid shit.

by Erf Bizzo February 4, 2006

Phone thug

An individual who sends threatening messages over the phone but is not able to fulfill those threats in person. To break it down, their all talk over the phone but when you see them in person, their scared or may even pretend like they didnt say anything lol....scared as fuck!!!

Tiana talking about Shanae from BGC 11 : "she wanna talk on the phone and be a phone thug" LMAO - Prime example

by T0404 January 17, 2014

soft thug

a man who will be down to kill for you, but never lay a hand on you. a man who will come home in a bloody shirt, shower, lay you down, and cuddle until the sun comes up.

I need myself a soft thug.

by xxxochitl May 20, 2016

twitter thug

oomf is a compulsive liar

sav is such a twitter thug

by curtis 1941 July 8, 2020

Guillaume le Thug

The greatest and most daring person you will ever meet, Guillaume le Thug dominates every obstacle he encounters. He always sticks to his grindset, conquering everyone and everything in his way. He plays by his own rules, ignoring any guidelines that he finds unnecessary. Cherish him, as he will make a great ally in times of need.

Person 1: Did you see Guillaume le Thug over at the bar?
Person 2: Yeah, he just finished his twentieth pint of beer!
Person 1: What a chad.

by cheeselettuce January 2, 2022

Unionist Thug

Got a problem with a work collegue who is putting shit on the merrits of unions all the time?
Don't fear, you can just call up your local unionist-thug and he or she will straighten things out.

They will cause the bastard to be ostrasised from other employees. They will read the assholes emails to management to see what's going on, and they will spread roumors about that shit being an Amway person or a Scientilogist.
Best of all, they will try and get them fired!

Steve was being a unionist thug when he tried to get Mike fired. And when he accused Mike of being a pedophile, a rapist, and some kind of get-rich-quick scam artist.
Steves job was eventually done, and he was very happy with himself.

by Mr Compakt Disk October 18, 2008