j-true

When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right before ejaculation so that she clinches tight for the finish.

Hey baby, come up to work so we can have a quick j-true.

by SRJ08 December 21, 2008

true facts

All facts are true, and the way it’s used “true facts” is like saying “true correct” and that makes it worse.

Kid 1: Man Jordan wasn’t shit

Kid 2: True facts
What it actually means in English
Kid 1: Man Jordan wasn’t shit
Kid 2: True correct
Don’t be an idiot, use it jokingly

by Chiminut February 6, 2022

True fan

A true fan is someone (most commonly in sports) that actually like a team for every reason in the world (but not because their winning). Basically the opposite of bandwagons

Bandwagon:
What is you favorite team in the NBA?
Golden State Warriors!
Why?
Because their winning!
True fan:
What is your favorite team in the NBA?
Brooklyn Nets
Why?
Because im from Brooklyn.
Im not a bandwagon DUMBASS!

by Under12 February 25, 2018

True Beauty

@zoemevorah on Twitter

Do you know true beauty?

Of course I do I follow Zoe mevorah

by Nottwitter December 1, 2021

true dude

Gutter snipe who congregate at Hooters Tuesday nights, after band practice, in Asheville.

"True dude tuesdays, brah."

by bad_brainssssss January 2, 2008

True Friend

A true friend is someone that loves you and would never go behind your back!! You can always trust them even with your biggest secrets.

You: Can i tell you something and you promise never to tell anyone?
True Friend: Of coarse you know you can always trust me!!

by Love Bug!! September 19, 2016

true Godfather

A true Godfather is a father to God. A true Godfather communicates with the "Man Upstairs" through extra sensory perception (e.s.p.). It is a very rare occurrence for someone to be a father to God, and a very daunting task.

That man told me that he has e.s.p.(extra sensory perception). He also told me that there have been two times in his life that he has been a father to God. He says that being a true Godfather really takes a lot out of him, is very intense, and causes a lot of out of control chaos in his life. And that's why I say that he is a true Godfather.

by Corte'lione September 8, 2017