Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.

“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”

by Squirtle Turtle April 02, 2023

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 11, 2021

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 11, 2021

Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by November 11, 2020

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 02, 2020