mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.

Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF

by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017

Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the rising moose...

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Frothy Moose

Canadian sexual slang for a combination anal cream pie followed by feltching

Dude I blew my load in her butt and it ended up as a frothy moose.

by Campaign manager August 27, 2014

papey moose

A man of supreme physical looks, who is intelligent and very well respected

Prince, or king papey moose

by naparoo July 22, 2010

moose herder

A term a republican disillusioned by Trump developed to reflect not aligning or supporting him.

He used this as a nod towards Teddy Roosevelt's bull moose party. Please noone tell this jackass the bull moose party was progressive af lol.

This Republican says if you hate Trump be a moose herder. I mean don't threaten us with a good time.

by Againsth8te July 21, 2019