junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011

Madders Junk

Some say TotallyMadders Junk in the trunk is soop big he in fact needs 3 super truck trailers to carry it all. A mere act of him crossing the street has to be planned weeks in advance with city planning, traffic department, fire department, emergency reponse unit and the militairy. Legend has it that no female ever left his presence without walking out like a cowboy with tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face.

Have you heard the legend of Madders Junk?

by Infallable Word June 11, 2018

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

Junked out

When you are extremely fucked up

Dude I am so junked out right now

by B kangaroo July 5, 2017

Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023

Junk in the trunk

The presence of a large object/group of objects in your pants

Wow, Jeff has a big junk in the trunk

by BlurryFace2 December 2, 2017

videogame junk food

A videogame that does not improve or tries anything new to make it unique and stand out. It's basic and you've played something like it before. regardless, the game is still fun to play.

Keep in mind: if the game is bad, it's not videogame junk food.

"Call of Juarez Gunslinger is basically just videogame junk food."
"I know, that's why I love it."

by m'sir December 12, 2021