Goon

A totally silly billy mothafucka.

Man 1 “That nigga is quite the goon”
Man 2 “Yes indeed my fellow nigga”

by hockey_lover11 April 24, 2020

Goon

Goon the act of masturbating.

I “gooned” so fast I got a friction burn.

by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025

Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to

I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025

Hungarian flicker gooning

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.

"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.

He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."

by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025

Goon

A verb- to chill. To relax. To hangout.

Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”

Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”

by Jlipo June 1, 2025

Gooning Day

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.

"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"

by psa1msss January 13, 2025

Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.

“Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”

by J Manchester January 19, 2025