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smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
mugGet the smokin' the bearmug.

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit
karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
mugGet the trumpy-bearmug.

tackling bears

is when you go out in persuit of bbw's/bm. in hopes to have sexual incounters. ie; a fam you like'em big huh? ain't nothing wrong with tackling bears.
1:is when you have a friend who is small in stature but prefers larger women/men ie; ("tackling bears"). 2:perfer a person that keep them warm in the winter, and provides them shade in the summer.
by E-boski October 3, 2013
mugGet the tackling bearsmug.

bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
mugGet the bear pussmug.

Ronny Bear

Getting your ass jerked off by a stripper at the pleasure dome
The bachelor received the best Ronny Bear of his life
by Showmeyourpoopchute August 29, 2017
mugGet the Ronny Bearmug.

A Bungle Bear

A hairy hipster who constantly bungles things up.
A bungle Bear - Zippy: Oh no what’s uncle bungle done now?

Geoffrey: What, apart from being unbearably hairy

Zippy: What! unhairaly Beary?

George: Too much, too bear
by Five_oh August 9, 2019
mugGet the A Bungle Bearmug.

Papa bear

The person who I play as in the school play
Yo papa bear u are the goatfather
by JoshbigGaeWhoStealMyGirl June 16, 2019
mugGet the Papa bearmug.

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