Storm Dink has a huge big black cock, even though he is the whitest man on earth. All girls love riding on his discostick and even all the boys have done it and loved it...
He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.
His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.
His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
The Name Storm Dink is a very useful word that can be used in various sentences like:
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
by Prof. Doc. Doc. Slutter March 1, 2024
Get the Storm Dinkmug. Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
Get the Jort stormmug. If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.
by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018
Get the Stormmug. by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Taco Stormmug. Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!
by Storm star69 May 25, 2018
Get the Storm star appreciation daymug. by romeck December 1, 2019
Get the Twit stormmug. It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
Get the Storming the Crapitolmug.