Sloppy Cronkite

It's when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (In a Walter Cronkite voice), "That was the way it was."

Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.

Douche and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by SoulCatcher February 2, 2007

Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

Sloppy Joe Rogan

When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.

I paid this hooker $100 to give me a sloppy Joe Rogan last night.

by Stee Fornera January 10, 2007

Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.

"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.

"How did her face look?" -Dude #2

"Well, it looked better than it normally does."

- Dude #1

by Greasy Bear 69 May 15, 2013

sloppy jose

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.

Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008

Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

Sloppy Feta

Apparently feta is Swedish for fanny.
Therefore, Sloppy Feta needs no explanation.

Your mum has a well sloppy feta.

by big gav teh tank January 15, 2009