sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck

dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible

by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024

Flag

Get the sperm huddlemug.

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Flag

Get the plastic sperm machinemug.

sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm

Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."

by Rising Star June 26, 2009

Flag

Get the sperm injurymug.

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Flag