The Sperm Effect 

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm

I had The Sperm Effect

The Sperm Effect by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.

Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.

The Sperm Theory by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019

Mobile Sperm Bank 

A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship

Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.

Mobile Sperm Bank by Jack Chat April 1, 2020

Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.

I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.

Bitch sperm by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022

Mouth sperm 

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips

Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips

Mouth sperm by OnWord March 6, 2023

Muscle sperm 

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

Muscle sperm by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

you were still sperm 

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

you were still sperm by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017