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Soccer four square

A variation of the childhood game of four square created by a highschool in Maryland. Instead of being played with the hands like the original game players play with their feet. This game can be played with nearly any type of ball from a soccer ball, to a volleyball, to a basketball.
John: "Yo I'm so tired of playing basketball..."
James: "I know me too...but all we have is a basketball"
John: "Well we've got four squares and a ball lets play.."
Both: "Soccer four square!!"
by Soccer4^2 June 24, 2011
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JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt
Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain
by Oof699669 November 19, 2018
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soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.
Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013
mugGet the soccer mom slizzardmug.

KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.
Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.
by Theodore823 August 29, 2010
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kiss a soccer boy day

october 25 is officially kiss a soccer boy day, so girls get ready to kiss a cutie!
Ashley: I’m so ready for kiss a soccer boy day! He’s so cute:)
by ineedabflmao1 October 23, 2019
mugGet the kiss a soccer boy daymug.

Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008
mugGet the Volvo-driving soccer momsmug.

left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
by living proof December 12, 2003
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