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Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.
“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
by TigerWoods June 1, 2020
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The Smootheddie81 theorem

A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2
The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.
by The1stAB July 15, 2022
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drake smoothie

hot sauce, lube, and cum, comes from when drake put hot sauce in a condom after he came in it
I gave my girlfriend the drake smoothie last night, her pussy is still burning!
by rae tard September 10, 2022
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scoothe

a word an idiot uses for "soothes" because he can't type.. or for that matter, read.

sidenote.. it's a way to caress your "bifkin".. n shit..
"Yo Kun, I'mma go scoothe my bifkin on your mom's face."

<3 kun
by Wurk April 4, 2009
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smoochville

the last row of seats in a movie theater, occupied by couple who want to smooch, or kiss.
"Let's get to the theater in time to find seats in smoochville, er, I mean the back row.. I hope we can even watch the movie."
by rocksandshoals January 12, 2010
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Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.
THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty
by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018
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Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.
by Prince shadan January 22, 2019
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