Stupid fucking dumb un-smart loser

A form of insult name from the people around you after you tick them off so hard they stopped thinking of original insult.

“SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMB UN-SMART LOSER”

by The best pizza person November 6, 2022

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022

smart

having or showing a quick-witted intelligence.

"if he was that smart he would never have been tricked"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

street-smarts

all the education, business savvy, know how and skills that the person outside outside of the official education system and outside the family setting.

boy one: who do you think Donald Trump is more likely to hire at the end his show The Apprentice, is it someone who is school-smart and possibly Ivy League educated, or someone who has more street-smarts?

boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024