shartenangst

The anxiety one feels when pressure builds in their bowels of which relieving could result in a satisfyingly harmless fart or a disastrously messy shart.

While on her date with Bobby, Suzy was overcome by shartenangst. She interrupted Bobby mid-sentence and excused herself to the Ladies Room.

Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.

by Capt Kevlar May 14, 2017

smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️

Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"

by SmartLlamaThatsSmarterThanGoat June 16, 2017

Smartassaphobia

Fear of some douche bag correcting your grammar via text.

"Did you hear that Morgan got stabbed by Johnny for correcting his grammar in a group text?"

"Yeah but that skank had it coming, everyone knows that Johnny suffers from Smartassaphobia"

by Enrique Shockwave July 10, 2017

Sharted

When you Fart and Shit at the Same time

Phil got Nervous when he realized That the Fart was more than just a Fart. He Sharted

by Anomynose November 30, 2017

scartensky

a guy with a long HUGE GIGANTIC PENIS

nice and awesome with the ladies

ruler of all

scartensky is the king of all niggas

by blackss December 8, 2017

smartasshobo

An online nickname that is so foul it can only be used by gay pedophiles

"Did you see that guy? What a weirdo"
"Yeah I bet his online name is smartasshobo"

by SomeUnknownIndividual April 23, 2018

Smart

Derek in studies, but not in life

Beatrice:He's so smart, but not smart

by Math for life, guys and girls January 30, 2018