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the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.
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"You ๐Ÿ‘Š are tempted ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ by my ๐Ÿ˜ smell ๐Ÿ‘ƒ like a bee ๐Ÿ that seeks ๐Ÿ‘€ honey ๐Ÿฏ"
by Moth <3 April 6, 2022
mugGet the You ๐Ÿ‘Š are tempted ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ by my ๐Ÿ˜ smell ๐Ÿ‘ƒ like a bee ๐Ÿ that seeks ๐Ÿ‘€ honey ๐Ÿฏmug.
A beautiful person with a great personality that is lovely, smart, kind, and, inspiring.
"Wow he looks like an ugly A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop"
by Ramonday January 5, 2022
mugGet the A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poopmug.

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
mugGet the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug.

smell greg

thing to say when youre irritated or you dont care about something
person1: you suck
person2: smell greg
by podemb December 19, 2023
mugGet the smell gregmug.

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