Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
Kat: Have you heard the new Drake song?
Mac: No not yet
Kat: 'You sleep asf' mac. You needa hear that new heat asp!
Mac: No not yet
Kat: 'You sleep asf' mac. You needa hear that new heat asp!
by KweenSosa February 01, 2016
Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.
by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018
Related to the music industry
-When ur too lazy to leak the original so you sleep on it and pretend to leak something thats already available
-When ur too lazy to leak the original so you sleep on it and pretend to leak something thats already available
by Breezybabie February 21, 2022
This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
by Zā November 21, 2019
Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead
by Chuuyasmissingheight December 30, 2021
Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying
by Darkninjaprincess96 April 18, 2017