Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

Sleep Hoed

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.

I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!

by JakieNarko November 22, 2013

Sleep Weebling

The behavior of a person who has fallen asleep sitting up (as in a car on a long trip), where they will start to slump farther and father towards one side and then jerk back to an upright seated position, then repeat the cycle, all without ever waking up. Refers to the toy for small children called Weebles, marketed with the slogan "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down."

For five hours on our family road trip I had nothing to do except watch my sister sleep weebling.

by Johnny Gossamer May 25, 2015

sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.

"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."

by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015

Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.

"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"

by bro code is real! October 10, 2015

Sleep Brappnea

An onomotopeoia.

When one farts with such volume whilst asleep it actually disrupts the sleep cycle. Particularly dangerous if the nature of the emanation is so noxious it causes the temporary cessation of breathing.

Dude, I am so roasted.... Damn Sleep Brappnea kept waking me up and WHEW... it was gnarly.... Hardly slept at all!!!!!

by Bonemanrides August 10, 2016

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019