Dear Santa

A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.

She's a dear santa

by Bodge001 October 20, 2008

santa fe stinger

A home made mixed drink that originated in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Like an excorcism only a few people in Santa Fe know how to make the drink and i happen to be one of them. First you get a large drink from McDonalds and fill 1/4 of the cup with Dr.Pepper. Next fill smirnof any flavor, boons farm, mickeys, old e hg, a tiny bit of malibu then top it off with more Dr.Pepper but add a spoon full of brown sugar. To achive maximum pleasure of your taste buds use Dr.Pepper made with Pure Cane Sugar. Also keep all the alcohol chilled. DO NOT STIR OR SHAKE! This drink is carefully formulated to be drank straight from the cup with no lid or straw. The sting will come from the kick in the ass that you get from the sugar with the Dr.Pepper at the end. You may also slam a red bull after to intensify this affect.

Dave: Are you sure your ready for the Santa Fe Stinger?

John: I have been ready for this since the day i was born!

Dave: OFF TO MICKY DEEZZZ!!!!!

by jon619b June 16, 2007

Santa Claus Syndrome

Being brought up to believe in a religion by parents/family as a young child, the same way they teach you to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. The child is too naive to have personal opinions at such a young age and believes what they are told. This can wear off with age (like with Santa Claus, etc.) but usually sticks as religion is too controversial to be brought up as ‘not true’ in society.

No offense, but do you suffer from Santa Claus Syndrome?

by watzit April 12, 2011

juelz santana

He is a member of the Diplomats, and he also has the strangest ass lookin head

" yo u like dat boi santana?"
" u mean dat nigga wit da fucked up head?"

by spycy carl February 6, 2005

Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!

"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

santandering

Used to describe a girl whose nipples have become errect and are showing through her shirt. Derrived from a professor with the surname Santander, notorious for having this problem every class.

Hey, are you cold or something? You're santandering.

by Student of Santander July 12, 2008

Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers

Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007