skeet king

a guy that masturbates all the time

Jesse:Jeez David is so dirty, he just sits at home and beats off.

Kris:What a skeet king!

by packinwood October 20, 2006

skeet mug

n. literally translated as "sperm face". Of or relating to one who is a trickster who practices in underhanded deeds.

He ganked my beer, that skeet mug.

by Daniel von Hampel I April 9, 2007

Skeet Sauce

The spermal juices that explode out of a males penis idue to excitement.

When Sally got on her knees, John immediately began to let out his skeet sauce her face.

by Joey Bano December 2, 2005

skeet bop

okay, so have you ever popped a pimple and it blew so hard and hit your mirror?? yeah well its like that except with head

damn, that chick was so good at slob it made me skeet bop

by hm... u dont wanna know October 13, 2006

skeet plate

another word for a woman's face after a man "skeets" on it

Hey! Look at the semen on that bitch's skeet plate

by Herby May 9, 2006

skeet clean

when a male ejaculates into a females vagina and then withdraws and urinates into the parimeters of a females vagina attempting to clean the sperm out preventing a pregnancy.

man i was having sex with candy last night and ended up having to give that hoe a skeet clean, she was pissed....lol

by rodney420 April 11, 2009

skeeting blood

To bleed profusely in a spurting manner (i.e., with each beat of the heart, a shot of blood ejects -- or skeets) out of the wound(s). (see also: skeet.)

"Yo, that boy got shot twice in the chest and after that he was skeeting blood everywhere."

by dsparkss January 29, 2018