silence

Stuff that happens after you fart or say something stupid. Usually awkward. Also, Really fun to break.

Look Guys!! A Burrito!!
*awkward silence*

by Tiller August 7, 2005

jay and silent bob

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.

I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?

by B. Buster September 11, 2006

Silent Phoning

A band from Connecticut made up of a guitar player, a bassist, a drummer, and a singer.

Silent Phoning is playing at the Webster tonite. Hooray.

by ognid September 14, 2003

Shipleyism

Shipleyism: Colorful way to describe a person, situation, or activity being as non-politically correct as possible.

Insulting or deeply thought intent to either make an individual cry, laugh, or become utter frustrated in their very existence.

He made your sister cry again with one of those Shipleyisms didn't he?

by Dansemacab September 5, 2007

Silent Partner

A condition of the butthole, often times mis-categorized as "Jungle Booty," "Swamp Ass," or any other wet-ass syndrome. A silent partner, however, is the stinky residookie or even condensate left after a 3-hour long shit and possible prolapsed rectum. See also: seepage.

Jim: Man, someone cut one, it better not be that baby over there.

Tina: I don't think so, it doesn't seem to be getting any stronger in intensity.

Kendall: Guys, I gotta confess...its me. Well, it's not technically me, it's my silent partner.

Tina: Typical

by pbr3000 April 9, 2009

Silent Stalker

A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.

Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!

by NicSoChic October 9, 2014

silent panther

Male masturbation where the masturbator has sat on their hand to make it numb prior to the act of masturbation, thus ensuring it feels like the hand of a third party.

I can't feel me hand. This would be a great time to give myself a silent panther.

Also

Garry V likes to sit on his hand until it is numb so he can give himself a silent panther.....

by Timopheliac July 6, 2014