Simon

Do what this cunt says, or else...

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...

by Mpdub May 28, 2021

Simon

Dumb zombie

Watch out, is a simon nearby!

by MueSolomon November 21, 2021

Simon

Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.

Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.

by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.

“Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025

Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.

Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".

by Just... January 25, 2022

Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019